I know what you keep under your bed. I was in your room the other day and I saw the pack of diapers that you have hidden under your bed.

 

Does mom and dad know about your dirty little secret?

 

I know you love walking around with your diaper underneath your clothes as the plastic rubs up against your little pee pee.

 

I can see you getting excited about me just talking about diapers, I wonder what would happen if we started talking about baby powder.