Looking for a woman who has ton of experience caring for her baby boys?

Granny Theresa is here to show you the way to become the perfect baby boy.

 

I’ll wipe your butt with those soft baby wipes and put on your diapers and if your super good I’ll even let you suckle on my titty.

 

We can read your favorite bedtime story and I’ll even sing you a lullaby as your about to drift off to sleep in your crib.

 

I’ll make sure to turn your nightlight on so you don’t get scared at night.